Taking a dump in the employee bathroom. It’s all to myselfff
It took me forever to write this post.
It’s completely bald down there. I feel like a child. Eek
Mini break til next week. My iPhone screen on both sides are just about destroyed. Everything is dark and shattered. Ciao
Can we have sex?
As of now I aspire to be nothing more than a 21 (turning 22 in 3 months fuck yeah) year old with her own apartment, boo loving daily, making art and working two jobs. BAM I think I should start a Kickstarter so I can do what I want in New York. I want Kickstarter to take care of a studio fee, transportation (because I live in Boston) and photo equipment.
Cream eyeliner is everything.
Rihanna can't sing
If you don’t believe me watch her newest tour documentary on Fox. They couldn’t disguise that mess if they wanted to. Especially during Stay. The end. Sounds terrible.
thecakeisnotalie asked: Rihanna was my first celebrity crush. Frak you mean she can't sing or dance? D:
isaloom asked: any personal info that you dont mind saying it
Happy Mother’s Day to every true mother out there and to every father playing both roles. Cheers to good parenting and happy kids.
I love Kristen Wiig lol
Women are my goddamn kryptonite.
isaloom asked: i dont know how i should start and ask about something
What's everyone up to right now?
Message me questions, ask me advice, just talk to me. I’m told I’m not on here enough. Intrigue me.
I wish Rihanna could dance and sing. She just looks really nice.
I hate stupid ass questions.
That moment you’re about to go to work and split your toe open. That moment you have to call out the 2nd time this week. That moment you probably get fired. That moment you can’t walk to get your last check. That moment.
This drank got me all hot.